post from god

GLOBAL WARMING

Don't even attempt to enter the Richard Branson $25M carbon extraction sweepstakes prize, because I've already got it wrapped up. Al Gore should be certifying my idea shortly. See, my idea would involve these things to be called 'plants', that are different from animals who emit carbon dioxide. These 'plants' would be living organisms like animals, but not moving, drawing nutrients out of the dirt with 'roots'. They could draw carbon dioxide out of the air through an apparatus I'll call 'leaves'. These 'plants' will remove the carbon (C) from carbon dioxide (CO2) and release the oxygen (O2). They would use this carbon to grow. I can think of a few different varieties of 'plants' that would be neat. Short plants could be called 'grass' with tall ones called 'trees'. (See picture for what a hypothetical 'plant' may look like.) If my creation goes according to plan, they should be able to propagate all over the globe by using wind, water, and animals, to spread 'seeds'. These 'seeds' would be a potential 'plant' (like an egg is a potential chicken) but very tiny and durable, only needing to be placed in soil with moister to grow into a full sized plant. In fact, according to my theory (which is pretty solid), over time these 'plants' could remove a lot of carbon from the atmosphere. Enough that, over millions of years as the plants die and get covered by earth, they could form massive mineral deposits which could be know as 'fossil fuels', and be energy sources for Adam and Eves offspring to become prosperous.